Language Killer :D

Mr Parthapratim just finished a brief secret meeting with his manager Abhimannu. He is a go happy employee as he gets peanuts (not frm his company) from his co-worker, ofcourse a lady. Kamraj is excited to know the details of the meeting. Kamraj is also inclined to a lady ("Payal") and I tried to help him by requesting Partha for arranging a date.
Mr Kamraj pretends to show that he knows bengali to apparently) two Bengali people Me:) and Parthapratim. Excerpts from Kamraj's torture to both of us.

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

discussion btw two banagali ppl

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:50 PM]:

kise hua che??

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:53 PM]:

kya bol raha hain yaar?

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:53 PM]:

bangali

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:53 PM]:

kise ho

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:54 PM]:

onek kichu

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:54 PM]:

amake jalas na

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:54 PM]:

thume ko kyo discuss karache 'Abhimannu' thu



PARTHAPRATIM :P has been added to the instant message conversation.



ME :) , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

Kamraj ekta boka c***a

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:56 PM]:

thu chi boka c***a

ME :) , Bangalore [3:56 PM]:

tikha m*** c****

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

parthapratim :: boudir byapar ta ki holo?

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:57 PM]:

egochhe

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

bhalo

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:57 PM]:

accha kamraj ki library er son boi pore pheleche?

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

bhalo basi

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

the chu

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

kamraj to todpacche ... amai bollo Partha ko bole jodi manage korte pare

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

dekhle o bollo boudi ke bhalo bashe

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

'payal' ke

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

accha kamraj ki library er son boi pore pheleche?

--- Mane???

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

thum 'payal' ke bhalo bashe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

hum ke malum che

ME :) , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

Kamraj bol raha hai KHUB thum 'payal' ke bhalo bashe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

nahi che

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

thum che

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:59 PM]:

abe salo bahut kaam hai mujhe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

teek che..thume rest le che

ME :) , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

ok .. kamraj r help kore dio

ME :) , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

AAR Parthapratim TUMI BADAM KHAO

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

abi teek bol che

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

badam ke saath halva bi kavo

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:01 PM]:

d***h bi

Books I am Reading rite now ....

It's Not About the Bike --- Armstrong

Three Men in a Boat -- Jerome K Jerome

Traffic Jam :: A approach to avoid the same

This is how we can improve the usage of the road via utilizing some of the lanes to move the traffic faster.

The situation in most Indian cities is like the below picture where we do not have dedicated lane. And the roads are one way thus while peak traffic load there is heavy traffic jam in one way and underutilized road in another half.
First of all we should start using the lane as this would keep the vehicles straight and help avoiding useless congestion.






If we can improve the lane management and route the traffic of high load path to the underutilized path by using some of the lanes then the load is almost distributed across.


Thus the predictability of reaching one point to another point is same in respect of time constraint irrespective of whether we start in peak hour towards high traffic area or vice versa.
The mechanism is illustrated below.









Also dedicated lane for bikes and two wheelers would help easing the traffic load as they cause huge traffic jams because of not driving in the lane. Also this would help avoiding the unfortunate road accidents.