Language Killer :D

Mr Parthapratim just finished a brief secret meeting with his manager Abhimannu. He is a go happy employee as he gets peanuts (not frm his company) from his co-worker, ofcourse a lady. Kamraj is excited to know the details of the meeting. Kamraj is also inclined to a lady ("Payal") and I tried to help him by requesting Partha for arranging a date.
Mr Kamraj pretends to show that he knows bengali to apparently) two Bengali people Me:) and Parthapratim. Excerpts from Kamraj's torture to both of us.

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

discussion btw two banagali ppl

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:50 PM]:

kise hua che??

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:53 PM]:

kya bol raha hain yaar?

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:53 PM]:

bangali

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:53 PM]:

kise ho

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:54 PM]:

onek kichu

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:54 PM]:

amake jalas na

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:54 PM]:

thume ko kyo discuss karache 'Abhimannu' thu



PARTHAPRATIM :P has been added to the instant message conversation.



ME :) , Bangalore [3:55 PM]:

Kamraj ekta boka c***a

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:56 PM]:

thu chi boka c***a

ME :) , Bangalore [3:56 PM]:

tikha m*** c****

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

parthapratim :: boudir byapar ta ki holo?

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:57 PM]:

egochhe

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

bhalo

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:57 PM]:

accha kamraj ki library er son boi pore pheleche?

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

bhalo basi

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

the chu

ME :) , Bangalore [3:57 PM]:

kamraj to todpacche ... amai bollo Partha ko bole jodi manage korte pare

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

dekhle o bollo boudi ke bhalo bashe

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

'payal' ke

ME :) , Bangalore [3:58 PM]:

accha kamraj ki library er son boi pore pheleche?

--- Mane???

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

thum 'payal' ke bhalo bashe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

hum ke malum che

ME :) , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

Kamraj bol raha hai KHUB thum 'payal' ke bhalo bashe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

nahi che

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [3:59 PM]:

thum che

PARTHAPRATIM :P [3:59 PM]:

abe salo bahut kaam hai mujhe

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

teek che..thume rest le che

ME :) , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

ok .. kamraj r help kore dio

ME :) , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

AAR Parthapratim TUMI BADAM KHAO

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

abi teek bol che

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:00 PM]:

badam ke saath halva bi kavo

KAMRAJ :O , Bangalore [4:01 PM]:

d***h bi